I kind of can't wait for Sydney to start writing stories as well. I say kind of because writing this stuff means that she is growing up, and quite frankly, I'm not even remotely ready for that!
Anyway, without further adieu, meet...
CLAWS
Everyone calls me Claws. I can see why because I have massive sharp claws. My real name is Gloobop, what kind of a monster name is that? So anyways, just call me Claws. I have seven fingers on each hand. Isn't it awesome! On my fingers are huge claws to protect myself. I have five eyes. (Two on my head three on my stomach.) My nose is like a nose on a big literally, I have a pig nose on my stomach; also I have very sharp teeth. I am '6ft.1' and 3 ft 1 in wide. I have different skin color when I am sad, mad, happy, or excited.
I smell like a garbage dump. I live in Tokyo, Japan and there is not a lot of garbage there. True my definition is different from yours. My definition is lollipops and posters of unicorns oh and Barbie's. My best hiding spot when people come around is a tar pit. You think it hurts? It feels like a hot tub to me. Nice and warm. I sleep and live in a abandoned restaurant. I always sleep under the bed of the people who used to live here. My house has posters everywhere and checkerboard floors. They have an old ice-cream machine yum.
The ice cream has mashed up bugs meat and soda cans mashed into a smooth paste. I always find the bugs for the paste in the corner because there are always spiders there. Every once and a while I hit the jackpot and find a Japanese beetle! I also eat my toe cheese every once in a while. But out of all of those foods my favorite is PICKLES!!!!!! I only get them any time my friend comes over. He is a shape shifter so I have him turn into a jar of mayonnaise grab the jar of pickles and run outside turn into a maverick (the fastest car in the world) and come over and turn into his regular monster state. I know it is complicated but it's worth it.
Some of my favorite things to do are to eat sleep and rave races with my friends. The shape shifter always turns in to me but I still always win. Every once and a while my friend steals a game station to play with us on. So that's my life.
Everyone calls me Claws. I can see why because I have massive sharp claws. My real name is Gloobop, what kind of a monster name is that? So anyways, just call me Claws. I have seven fingers on each hand. Isn't it awesome! On my fingers are huge claws to protect myself. I have five eyes. (Two on my head three on my stomach.) My nose is like a nose on a big literally, I have a pig nose on my stomach; also I have very sharp teeth. I am '6ft.1' and 3 ft 1 in wide. I have different skin color when I am sad, mad, happy, or excited.
I smell like a garbage dump. I live in Tokyo, Japan and there is not a lot of garbage there. True my definition is different from yours. My definition is lollipops and posters of unicorns oh and Barbie's. My best hiding spot when people come around is a tar pit. You think it hurts? It feels like a hot tub to me. Nice and warm. I sleep and live in a abandoned restaurant. I always sleep under the bed of the people who used to live here. My house has posters everywhere and checkerboard floors. They have an old ice-cream machine yum.
The ice cream has mashed up bugs meat and soda cans mashed into a smooth paste. I always find the bugs for the paste in the corner because there are always spiders there. Every once and a while I hit the jackpot and find a Japanese beetle! I also eat my toe cheese every once in a while. But out of all of those foods my favorite is PICKLES!!!!!! I only get them any time my friend comes over. He is a shape shifter so I have him turn into a jar of mayonnaise grab the jar of pickles and run outside turn into a maverick (the fastest car in the world) and come over and turn into his regular monster state. I know it is complicated but it's worth it.
Some of my favorite things to do are to eat sleep and rave races with my friends. The shape shifter always turns in to me but I still always win. Every once and a while my friend steals a game station to play with us on. So that's my life.
thanks for posting that mom
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