Today I helped Brett and his dad put some fertilizer in our garden spots. I didn't do too much work, but one of my tasks was to put a bag of steer manure on one of our garden spots. I opened up the bag and started pouring it in the correct spots. I got the 'crap' all over my hands. I HATE having my hands dirty. When I looked up and Brett's dad was smiling at me.
I could just read his mind....ha ha ha, Deni has crap on her hands....
Okay, so he probably wasn't thinking that, but it felt as if he was thinking it. This took my thoughts back to an experience I had when living in Springville.
We were remodeling our kitchen and our good friend Jake Woodland was helping us with the electrical work. Jake's hands cannot feel the electric current like most people feel it so he had me do an experiment. He had me touch the two 'live' wires together. Nothing happened, so I thought - Hey, I must be like Jake. Then he had me lick my fingers....go ahead...laugh now - and you guessed it...it shocked the crap out of me!
Jake, you're a BH for doing that!
If you need to know what BH stands for, ask Ryan...he knows.
Not innocent Terry Berger! I can't imagine it.
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