Cone of Shame

Yesterday I took the kids shopping with me. On our way home, our conversation went something like this

Ryan: Mom, did you know that Josh's dog had a 'Cone of Shame'?

Me: Yes, I heard that.

Sydney: Why do they call it a 'Cone of Shame'?

Ryan: Because he got fixed

Sydney: What does it mean, he got fixed?

Me: It means that he can't get a girl dog pregnant

Sydney: He could get a girl dog pregnant?

Me: Well, not anymore

Ryan: Yeah, getting fixed just means that he can't have nudity.

*Uhh, good thing that it doesn't mean the same things for humans.