Wash Your Face

Yesterday I asked Ryan to shower and wash his face. Later in the day I had taken him out with me and I looked over at him and noticed that his face was still dirty. Our conversation then went something like this:

Me - Ryan, did you shower today?

Ryan - Yes.

Me - Did you wash your face?

Ryan - No.

Me - Why?

Ryan - Well, because I didn't want to wash my butt and then wash my face.

Me - Nice.